Singer Taylor Swift shocked some of her fans yesterday by telling them that she "could go both ways."
"I don't see why all of a sudden the hot air is going out everywhere after talking to the press this morning", she stated. "I thought everyone could see that already."
So you can date men or women asked several reporters at once!
Swift seemed surprised by the question. "No, I date guys. Oh Ho! I see what you mean. Now I understand the e-mails and twits."
Taylor hastily explained that the previous questions the night before were still more about her breast size, and that she had grown tired of the questions.
"That's when I quit talking and walked away. But I turned around and told them that, in reference to my size, I could go both ways. I can dress up like a guy and pass for one if I wanted to do certain songs. That's what I was talking about. Those reporters are the biggest boobs of all for twisting my meaning."
She stated that she has several cowboy outfits that she can wear on stage and look "boyish" if she puts her hair up under her hat.
Is she disturbed because of the headlines this morning?
"No, I'm used to it. It's all small potatoes as far as I am concerned."