Susan Boyle has just been announced as the UK's top, pop artist and no other UK artist or group can even "lick her pussy in boots" (Who'd want to?). This shocking news had ex-Beatles John & George turning in their graves and Paul & Ringo re-releasing "Yesterday"!
Back in the old days the Beatles, Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Moody Blues, The Clash, etc, were the top UK export acts, nowadays we have Susan to fly the flag for GB (sad, very sad actually).
A modern British artist can only dream of being Nr 1 all over the globe like the names mentioned above and proves only one thing, the sickness which has hit the British National footy teams has spread its wings and contaminated the music world too.
Nowadays the only thing that Britain successfully exports is a middle-aged Ugly Duckling with a voice and Paul Potts singing Verdi.
The dearth of global British pop and rock artists has never been at such an all time low and it just goes to prove that Amy Winehouse & Co should stick to what they do the best, creating scandalous headlines in the tabloids, you need talent for that too!