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Monday, 21 February 2011

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This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News.

An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise book cover in wax crayon, to the effect that Twilight werewolf actor, Taylor Lautner, has complained that Bella actress Kristen Stewart has a thing about sniffing Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson's stinky socks.

Which is a bit weird to say the least.

SEN Supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, opined:

"It's patently obvious that it's a load of bloody rubbish. A non-story. It's tosh! Fluff! I've known a few women in my time, and I've yet to meet one who enjoys sniffing sweaty socks! That's just a bloody stupid premise! Furthermore, I'll tell you this - I've bloody well had it with SEN! I quit! The bastards promised that they wouldn't do this to me again. Bastards!"

Buffty - the cheque's in the post.

Sniffing socks indeed! What is the world coming to...

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