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Monday, 21 February 2011

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After losing at the Grammys Justin Bieber showed everyone that he was a good sport and congratulated the winner whom he admitted that he never heard of.

"Music is a big field. I'm not into jazz but to each his own. She must be very good at what she does."

Although Lady GaGa came out after the late night session after the show, no one heard all the comments from this last week because a certain person formerly employed at our publication got drunk and got fired.

Apparently, from the video, Bieber was talking and Lady GaGa came out behind him.

After all the screaming and autograph signing, one young gentleman yelled "What happens when the voice changes?"

"Oh, Lady GaGa will do fine!", returned Bieber, who got a thumbs up from the Lady and a "My balls will drop any day!"

"Seriously, I'm going to be OK even if my voice changes. Look at Bob Dylan. He never had a voice in the first place and he's still considered one of the all-time greatest."

When reminded about Dylan's writing, art, novels, etc. Justin stated that he could go ahead and write for other artists.

"Besides, I'm saving quite a nest egg for myself and the lady of my life!"

And who would 'the lady' be?

"Lady GaGa of course. Didn't you just see her get out of her own nest egg?"

Another thumbs up from Lady GaGa. "You tell them kid!"

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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