Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Monday, 21 February 2011

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A photo taken of Vanessa Hudgens on this past Valentine's Day. (Photo by Melissa Etheridge).

LOS ANGELES - Vanessa Hudgens, who has recently been linked with Robert Pattinson, has informed her Hollywood hair stylist that she will be appearing totally naked in the April issue of PlayGuy Mens Magazine.

The 22-year-old California born beauty is best noted for her portrayal of Gabriella Montez in the High School Musical movie series.

She will soon be appearing with Kristen Stewart in the Ron Jeremy X-rated motion picture, The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Tokyo.

Vanessa has had more than her share of publicity as of late. She was recently photographed sunbathing on Venice Beach with Kristen Stewart and there were eye witness reports that the two celebrities were sensuously rubbing suntan lotion on each others bodies.

Both actresses denied the rumors that they were acting out their lesbianite tendencies. Vanessa told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Summersetter Faxx that although she does find Kristen to be a very beautiful and sexy woman that there is just no way on earth that she would ever even remotely think about engaging in a game of 'crotch cookie bumping' with her.

Kristen basically made the same remark to The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.

Stewart wanted to clear up the fact that although Sandra "The Kissing Bandit" Bullock has on several occasions commented that she would love to French kiss her (KS) that she does not in any way, shape, or form feel the same way as Bullock does.

Vanessa has also had to answer persistent questions about the fact that she and Scarlett Johansson, who is getting divorced, were seen down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico playing the erotic female game which first originated in Dubai, India called 'Touch My Tata's With Your Tata's.

Pluribus Rosenhosen one of the world foremost writers on the subject of adult erotica and grown up sexploitation stated that the 'Tata's' game has taken off in the states like a California Santa Ana wind-fed wildfire.

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