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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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Katy Perry will also be offering this in her shops.

Whilst filming the video for one of her songs, 'California Girls', Katy Perry dreamt of a fantastic candy wonderland. She dreamt of Haribos making rude gestures at her and candy floss everywhere, and her dream has finally come true. Well, some of it.

Katy Perry has opened her first sweet shop in Janbatanka (a town somewhere) where she has handmade a new sweet range, including the 'Drunk Gummy Bears' and the irregularly shaped 'Weird Fizzy Californian Things', with help from her husband Russell Brand.

She is set to be opening more sweet shops in London, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Sydney, New York, Dallas, Oxford and also a small one somewhere in Antarctica.

What has got into Katy Perry? Will Russell Brand, her beloved husband, make the first move to cure her of this wildly mad obsession? We'll keep you updated on the situation.

Olly West reporting for The Spoof.

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