The Red Scarf Brigade, otherwise known as Subo fanatics, have started making a quilt to be presented to Kate and Wills at a Meet and Greet with the Royal Couple which the fanatics have organized for after the Royal Wedding reception.
Apparently, as well as squares with embroidered pictures of Susan Boyle and her cat, Pebbles, the quilt squares will include embroidered lyrics from songs sung by Susan, names of fanatics-embroidered in 24 carat gold and, of course, scriptures.
The fanatics have already booked their flights and expect to be staying at Buckingham Palace for 3 days leading up to the wedding and 3 days following the wedding. They are then planning on heading up to Blackburn, birthplace of Susan Boyle, to pester the villagers once more.
The Priory Clinic staff are busy preparing 30 rooms and staff have told a reporter at the Spoof that they will be meeting the ladies as they land at Heathrow airport and will be escorting them to the Clinic, where a fake wedding will take place with Kate and Wills look-alikes as well as guest and royal family look-alikes.
The frontage of The Priory is being worked on by top prop artists and carpenters from the film industry, in order to turn it into Buckingham Palace for the duration.
The Staff of the Priory KNOW these fanatics and, when they heard of the above plans, decided to step-in to save England and the Royal Day.
Morrisons do NOT sell red plastic tablecloths. Never have and never will.