A group of Top Spoof Writers are sending a very special wedding gift to Kate and Prince William. Apparently it is a book of all spoofs written about Kate and William since their engagement was announced.
This one off book will be bound in burgundy leather. The lettering will be in 24 carat gold.
The writers are sure the newlyweds will get a kick out of reading the book and will, indeed, treasure it, at least until their divorce.
Some Spoofers have opted NOT to have their stories included for fear they will be sought out by members of MI5 and made to suffer for their art. These writers are commonly known as the Woofy Spoofers and they all hide behind fake names.
Morrisons special this week is Susan Boyles Autobiography. Buy 1 get 10 free.
Edit: Some punctuation is missing because I have messed up my keyboard AGAIN. Feel free to insert it.