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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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Heidi Klum playing a game of guys vs. gals volleyball in her Beverly Hills backyard. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Klum, who was born in Germany, has received countless prestigious awards in her career.

She has three times been named one of the world's top models by the Swedish based magazine De Erogen Zonen Illustrated (The Erogenous Zone Illustrated).

Klum has received the distinction of being named one of the greatest European actresses of all time by the Italian publication The Ravioli Revue.

She has been enshrined in The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Hall of Fame along with Christie Brinkley, Cheryl Tiegs, and Elle Macpherson and her swimsuit was bronzed and now sits proudly in Washington D.C's Smithsonian Institute.

And because Klum has graced the covers and the inside glossy pages of Victoria's Secret Magazine she now actually owns 4 percent of the company which she plans on selling on eBay sometime in April.

Klum is married to Seal Samuels, a singer of Nigerian descent who was born in Paddington, London, England and who kiddingly says that he is the darkest Englishmen to ever be born in England.

Seal and Heidi have made several commercials together including ones for Volkswagen, Hostess Twinkies, Trojan Condoms, Summers Eve, and their latest one for Lady Viagra Pills, which Klum wanted to stress she does not take.

Heidi has also been nominated twice for an Oscar for her performances in the movies Blow Dry and the sequel Blow Dry 2: The Job.

But the 5 foot 9 inch tall, 37-year-old says that her biggest thrill by far is an award that she just received this past December when The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette named her as 'The Number One MILF In Hollywood.'

Heidi said that not only did she receive a beautiful gold plated plaque, but she also got to appear on The Oprah Winfrey Show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Wheel of Fortune, and an episode of Two and A Half Men, in which she got to play one of Charlie Harper's (Sheen's) $1,500 a night call girls.

Klum was recently approached by President Barack Obama and asked to become the ambassador to Germany. she replied that she was tremendously honored by the offer but declined due to the fact that she is contractually bound to a school car pool with three of her neighbors in Beverly Hills through 2012.

The Hasbroken Adult Toy Company of Chicago has reported that once again their biggest selling adult inflatable doll of the past year was their Heidi Klum Inflatable Doll.

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