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Sunday, 20 February 2011

LONDON - Watson was being approached by Britain's ITV (locally known as the channel for low-brow or to watch when there's nothing on the BBC), to star on a new series of the 'hit' show.

The show, which pits celebrities against each other to be the winner by performing taska and shit, has chosen Watson to go on due to his performance on Jeopardy!, an American quiz show.

Watson has several advantages over his human competitors.

After Googling information stored on his memory banks, he has mapped out the entire island, and bought an unlimited 3G internet plan from Vodafone.

He has also grown arms and legs.

Watson typed this: "I believe that I will screw over these loser motherfuckers. I am famous, and they're washed-up."

The computer has already beaten this reporter at Big Bang Theory (TV sitcom) trivia, and at SingStar, so, really, the contestants should watch out.

Not that this reporter will be. There's a documentary on the rise of the internet, dumbass.

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