Incoming reports appear to confirm that the dog of a famous celebrity with an ego larger than the north face of Everest was out and about today in London's fashionable Notting Hill district, sniffing around.
An unnamed celebrity dog walker, named Nigel, told us that his canine charge was no better in his behaviour than his celebrity film director owner. (Not Nigel's owner. The dog's owner - ed)
Nigel related that the dog, a West Highland Terrier just couldn't help himself when he was let loose, going on to describe how the dog insisted on sniffing at trees in Ladbroke Grove, and doorways in Portobello Road, notwithstanding having the audacity to lay a cable outside Notting Hill Gate tube station.
Nigel related how he didn't know where to look as the West Highland Terrier strained its neck outside the tube station, and would probably have gone on to explain more, but explained that he really couldn't be bothered.
"The word count on stories like this is a hundred word minimum, right?" Nigel asked assembled reporters.
Upon being assured that his observation was correct, Nigel relayed that 'that's enough, I'm outta here' (He was born and bred in Avenel, New Jersey.)
Phyllis Diller was not involved in any way in the collation of this article.
(Who the hell's Phyllis Diller? - Ed)