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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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Saint George In The Gay Temple

George Clooney has appeared in a nude photoshop mosaic in a gay swimming pool and sauna. The handsome actor has had his face substituted in the mural which is a replica of the one in the Sistine Chapel.

The art studio has produced a mural out of marble tiles for a gay sauna and steam room and also provided a mural for a woman's gym and swimming pool.

One happy woman who works out at the gym said it is heavenly working out looking at that handsome face and that wonderful six pack.

George Clooney's hansdsome film-star looks appeals to both women and to gays who have hailed him as a gay icon. "One guy who goes to the gay sauna said George is one of our top gay icons; the only guy who is more popular is David Beckham which is followed by Barbie.

The murals have been put up as a way of appealing to minority groups and have had funding from the Arts fund. The works were ordered before the credit crunch. Taxpayers are said to be irate over the works of art which are said to be 'too kitsch to be true' well ain't life grand?

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