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Saturday, 19 February 2011

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A 'Glee' cast member dancing to "The Star Spangled Banner.' (Photo courtesy of Christina Aguilera).

HOLLYWOOD - Rosie O'Donnell who admits to being a little bit overweight has lashed out at the producers of the hit musical show Glee.

O'Donnell stated that she does not like the fact that the one overweight member of the entire cast Lauren Zizes, played by actress Ashley Fink is not only overweight but not good looking as well.

"And what the hell kind of last name is Zizes anyway?" O'Donnell asked angrily. "Did the writers all work overtime to make everything regarding this poor fat girl seen weird, negative, stupid, and ridiculous?

Rosie went on to say that the obese character has two strikes against her even before the opening credits roll.

O'Donnell who stressed the fact that her first wife was a very attractive looking woman stated that she is surprised that the producers didn't also have the overweight character be a bedwetter, a chain smoker, and addicted to crack as well.

A spokesperson for the show who asked that his name not be revealed since he has several rather plumpish people in his family stated that the show's producers did try to find a beautiful fat actress to portray Lauren but there were just none to be found.

He added that the two or three that he does know of are practicing their dancing in hopes of getting asked to appear on this season's Dancing With The Stars.

Rosie O'Donnell apparently suggested to the shows executives that she could play the part of a Lauren Zizes type character as she could make herself look like she's 17 or 18 fairly easy.

An inside source reportedly stated that they thought about it but that they felt that Rosie O'Donnell is really not as pretty as apparently she thinks she is so they'll just stay with what they have.

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