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Friday, 18 February 2011

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"Alligators??"

Singer Billy Ray Cyrus says that his famous daughter, Miley Cyrus, is getting a little too big for her britches and shorts and bras according to a Nashville Panner Sunday Edition that will be out this Sunday..but you never know.

Editor Gomer Legg says that like most publications in the South, we may hold back a bit and "see which way to spin this thing."

Gomer also told reporters from other newspapers in the area that Billy Ray and his famous daughter had been eaten by alligators in Florida as they rushed out to get their own news to the public.

"Hee Hee! Wait till Billy Ray sees that. If he's upset over his little gal growing up, this should really get him all fired up."

Back to the real story, apparently The Panner was told by sources that Billy Ray Cyrus says that he's ashamed of seeing his youngin over-flowing her garments.

"Who does she think she is, Daisy Duck?" Daisy Duke! Excuse me, I'm a little upset."

"You all hold on and we'll get that edition and the rest of the story on it's way Sunday morning, very early", Gomer told the few remaining reporters.

Later, asked why they didn't run out to report the 'Alligator' story, several told us that they were the ones that made up the Billy Ray Cyrus baloney and they got some great "Before" pics of Gomer Legg to add to their "Later" ones they will publish after his Panner Mag comes out Sunday.

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