MANCHESTER, England - The star footballer with the Manchester United Red Devils, Chicharito is reportedly upset that photos of his girlfriend Shakira dressed in a swimsuit made out of dental floss have appeared on several sites on the Internet.
Chicharito, whose real name is Javier Hernandez Balcazar, remarked that he personally took the photos of his Colombian girlfriend and he has no idea how they ended up on the Internet.
He remarked that the pictures were of a highly 'promiscuously suggestive' nature since he and Shakira had promised each other that no one except for the two of them would ever view the photos.
Chicharito has reportedly hired the reputable Internet investigating firm of Pix Ink Inc. of Passaic, New Jersey to look into the matter.
Mr. Balcazar did note that several weeks ago Shakira, whose gyrating hips have been clocked at a world record setting speed of 124 miles per hour, had posed in a nude photo layout which appeared in the highly prestigious U.K. mens magazine PlayChaps.
But he was quick to stress that this was done with both his and her permission and was done in the interest of promoting goodwill between his adopted country of England and Shakira's country of Colombia.
Shakira could not be reached for comment as she was performing at a private birthday bash for King Sasafi Farooki, Jr., in Dubai, India.