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Friday, 18 February 2011

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Nadya Suleman, better known as the OctoMom, says she's sick of her life right now.

"It was fine for the first six or seven months with all the publicity and everything but I'm steadily losing my mind", she told the National Demographic.

The Demographic, known for it's great photography, included some of the Nadya's statements with about thirty pages of pics, including one full page photo of each kid.

"You think you're bored doing those photos", added Suleman, "try carrying them around in your belly for twenty years..or so it seemed."

Other things getting her down were all the jokes.

"Yeah. Yeah. I won the Breeders Cup year before last. I've heard them all. Look, let's get the pics completed so I can herd this bunch back to the corral."

In another magazine feature last month, Suleman was asked what she liked least about being the mother of eight kids.

"They're always around me. I can't walk. They got used to being gathered up in my belly in a crowd and we get around like those cartoons where the traffic light changes and the whole crowd cross the street in one big mob."

"Is there eight? OK. Let's go. Give me the check. I need some more of everything at the Gerber store. Next month we go on the "Little Mother's Speaking Circuit" in Chestnut Hill, Wyoming. I can't wait."

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