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Friday, 18 February 2011

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Brooklyn Decker relaxing at Ryan Seacrest's Hollywood Hills mansion. (Photo courtesy of Andy Roddick).

LOS ANGELES - Brooklyn Decker is one of the most gorgeous women to ever model a swimsuit. She appeared on the cover of last year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Decker has also graced the covers of The Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Edition, The Women of The Beach Monthly, The Babes of The Sand Weekly, and The Bathing Suited Yum Yum Girls of Malibu Beach.

The producers of the new Adam Sandler - Jennifer Aniston movie made a brilliant business (money making) move by casting Brooklyn in their new hit comedy Just Go With It.

Adam Sandler told Tittle Tattle Tonight that he truly believes that this movie will do what the movie 10 did for Bo Derek's career, who was relatively unknown when she first appeared in the comedy film with Dudley Moore.

Nicole Kidman who also appears in Just Go With It told the director of the movie right before filming started that she did not want to have any scenes with Ms. Decker at all.

She informed him that if she were to stand next to Miss Decker that it would make her look like Joan Rivers, except without the space alien face, the tremendously botoxed body, and the high shrilled Jewish accent.

Jennifer Aniston also made the director aware of the fact that she also would not appear in any scenes with the astoundingly beautiful Decker.

Jen pointed out that she already has a hard enough time as it is trying to hold on to a boyfriend, and if they see her standing next to the scrumptiously gorgeous Brooklyn Decker the only date she would probably ever get would be one with the most annoying guy in all of Hollywood Gilbert Gottfried.

Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that Brooklyn Decker's husband tennis pro Andy Roddick 28, who visited the movie set on several occasions, confessed that he found the 42-year-old Jennifer Aniston to be physically appealing.

When Aniston found out what Roddick had said she invited him to meet with her in her personal trailer and perhaps give her some tennis tips.

Brooklyn apparently got wind of it because she marched over to Aniston's stage lot trailer and told her in no uncertain terms that she had better keep her philandering cougar paws off her husband.

Last September Brooklyn Decker donated her Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition bikini bathing suit to the Smithsonian Institute in Washington D.C.

The museum's curator recently told Tittle Tattle Tonight that more Smithsonian visitors have seen Brooklyn's swimsuit than have seen the axe that little six-year-old George Washington used to chop down his father's cherry tree back in 1737 - 273 years ago.

Brooklyn Decker, Audra Patridge, and Scarlett Johansson will soon begin filming on Frankie Avalon's 76th beach movie entitled, 'Beach Blanket Bikini Wax.'

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