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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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News this morning is that wacky actor Charlie Sheen has been dropped from the television show, "Two & A Half Men" and that the show is on hold until everything else can be worked out.

Asked about the news, Sheen told our reporters "Ducks are funny. Hey, look at that sunspot. It's going to be a beautiful mustard."

Meanwhile we got in touch with Charlie's press agent.

"I deny the whole thing and we'll see you boys in court! No comment."

Reminding him that we hadn't asked him anything, we simply stated that we had heard that Sheen had been dropped from the show and what were his plans.

"I deny the whole thing...wait a minute, I just noticed that Charlie has been asked to star in a reality show. He'll be great. Lots of people interested in Charlie these days."

What type of reality show?

"Looks right up Charlie's alley...especially the telescope by the window. I keep it there to keep an eye on the rascal. Oh, the new show? "What Prostitute Will Charlie Choose?" "It's to be on Fox and Charlie's been asked to star on it. But I'll call him later. He loves to get up at the crack and go out and look for sun spots."

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