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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Seen earlier working on Chelsea Clinton

New York - (Tattoo-You): He famously needled Lady Gaga's butt with a little pixie-devil high up on the inside of her slim left thigh.

Now celeb tatt-artiste Keith 'Bang Bang' McCurdy has started work on latest client Vanessa Hudgens' own pristine, virginal flesh with a Painted Lady Swallowtail butterfly.

It appears on a pheromoan (sic) pulse spot on the left side of High School Musical star's neck.

"Yeah, I told him I wanted something pretty visible," Hudgens told pals today, "so he said 'what about snakes around the nipples'!

"Hell, I ain't that kinda attention-seeking skank!"

Hudgens showcased her new body artform during New York Fashion Week amid reports it's the first of many - including a 'See What You're Missing, Zac!' rosebud close to her brazilianed bikini line.

Famous skin artiste McCurdy's previously worked on Rihanna, Victoria Beckham and US First Lady Michelle Obama - if industry rumors are to be believed.

A month-long waiting lists sees 'literally dozens' queuing up for his services which start at $1,000-a-pop for a basic "I Love Mum" starter tatoo.

Next month McCurdy is flying to London to draw His 'N' Hers nupital tatts for royal wedding wannabes Kate and William.

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