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Topics: Sex, Justin Bieber, fans

Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Justin Bieber is under fire for his recent comments about sex in the latest issue of The Toronto Tribune-Talker.

According to an insider at the newspaper who has seen the report before it hits the fan..stands, says that "Bieber" seemed to be thinking about himself a lot lately.

"There is nothing wrong with people having sex if they are in love", the insider reported Bieber as saying. "Of course, there's nothing wrong with dogs having sex either. Plus dogs don't have to be in love. I just meant that I was referring to 'people' in that first statement."

His opinion about homosexuality?

"Ewwwwuuuu! It's up to each person to decide. It doesn't concern me."

And young ladies becoming pregnant before marriage?

"That is up to each young lady. It doesn't concern me,"

Abortion?

"I don't think abortion is right. There is always a better way, like adoption. It doesn't concern me."

After Justin had to leave for an up-coming concert, one of his agents was asked exactly what Does concern Bieber.

"Water Balloons! I tell you he'll drive us all crazy. Talk to his mother. Something sexual about water balloons must have happened early in his life. Plus now he gets me with the bucket of water over the doors. Talk about living in a fishbowl."

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