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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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"Smells like he already needs changing."

Jessica Alba is pregnant once again "or else Kirstie Ally has switched tummies with me while I was asleep", Alba joked in the latest issue of the "Tall Tails" Tabloid.

She also announced it on Facebook and stated that she, her husband Cash Warren and, apparently, Martin Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. are all delirious!

Alba also told reporters that she wanted everyone to know early this time as she and Warren were married only a month before the arrival of their first baby, "Honor".

"Since I've become a role-model for so many teens out there I didn't want to screw this thing up this time", the Tabloid reported.

"Honor Marie is going to have a younger brother or sister or whatever and what's his face and I are extremely happy about the event, although once again I will have to do the heavy work. When I sent out that Facebook announcement to all my drooling male fans and giggling girlies, I had to use the term 'WE' but 'WE are having a baby' means that ME is having the baby."

"So quit the drooling guys. You're looking at a baby down there."

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