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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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Do they all stay OUT THERE or are some around HERE?

After Sunday's Grammy Awards show, some think the answer is YES, arguing, "Is there any doubt? She arrived in an egg, for Pete's sake."

Others disagree. One Lady Gaga fan was heard to comment, "It's her right to choose an egg as a means of transportation. Who cares? It's a free country, and at least she isn't polluting the environment with a gas guzzler."

Lady Gaga had no comment about the rumor. She was too busy planning a special barbecue at which her meat dress will be the main course.

The talk about the possibility of Lady Gaga's being an alien has started the ball rolling. Speculation is now rampant about others who may also be aliens. Here are two possibilities

-- Spider-Man. He can't seem to get his act together and run a Broadway show without glitches. Could it be he doesn't know how to, because he's from another world? Um, maybe they don't have Broadway shows in outer space.

-- Mickey Mouse, a very unusual rodent. Is he a homegrown one? "Absolutely," claims one of his avid followers, who added, "sure he has large ears and wears big geeky shoes and white gloves, but he's as American as apple pie."

Well, the jury is still out on whether there are aliens from outer space hanging out here on earth. But comedienne Ellen DeGeneres may have the best take on the topic, saying, "The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."

Exactly.

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