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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Those nearly one hundred guests at a big party last week at the Playboy Mansion, who were previously thought to have come down with Legionnaires Disease, do not all have it according to a Doctor Harold Linsberg who is in charge in finding the cause of the outbreak.

"I would guess that only about a third have a form of the disease", Linsberg told our reporter and several others.

When asked how everyone was doing, Linsberg stated that none who had symptoms of the disease had anything to worry about.

"It wasn't all that bad, actually. Thirty five guests had a mild case of it. We need to know where it came from..it's source. Until then, I have asked that there be no more parties at that location. We have people out there now searching for the cause. Could be the air conditioning."

It was only after Doctor Linsberg had completed his statement that anyone thought to ask what about everyone else that was sick after the party.

However, Doctor Linsberg's assistant came to our rescue.

"Oh they all had other diseases. But let's just say that they are of a more..uh.. personal nature."

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