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Thursday, 17 February 2011

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The inside of Bayou Voodoo Sue's Barbecue Bar & Grill in Shreveport. (Photo courtesy of Harry Connick, Jr.).

SHREVEPORT, Louisiana - One of the most famous mothers in The Land of The Free and The Home of The Brave, Kate Gosselin and Billy Ray Cyrus the father of one of the most famous teenagers in the history of teenagers, (Miley Cyrus) were recently spotted together in the Bayou State of Louisiana.

Kate the star of Kate Plus 8 and Billy Ray, who back in 1992, had a hit song "Achy Breaky Heart" that sold over 29 million copies world wide were seen at Shreveport's famed Bayou Voodoo Sue's Barbecue Bar & Grill.

The two were sitting out in the Gator Gaston Gaspar Patio enjoying a plate of Sue's world renown Cajun Chipotle Crayfish Smothered in Jambalaya Jello.

One of the patrons, a Mrs. Evangeline De Gaulle from Ponchatoula, Louisiana, later told a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk that the couple was really having a great time as evidenced by the fact that when Cyrus accidentally spilled a few drops of Tabasco sauce on his Bermuda shorts Gosselin quickly bent down and casually licked it off.

Right away Mrs. De Gaulle knew that the two were more than just friends because she has over 90 friends, and she confessed that there is no way that she would ever lick Tabasco sauce or anything else off of the clothing of any of her friends.

As the evening progressed she said that she actually heard Mr. Cyrus singing his big hit "Achy Breaky Heart" to a swooning Kate, who by now had tears in her eyes as well as some Creole Cayenne pepper on her left cheek.

De Gaulle declared that the next thing she knows Kate gets up off of her wicker chair and goes and sits on Billy Ray's lap where the two then proceeded to enter into a big time snuggle that De Gaulle could only classify as being scandalous in nature.

She pointed out that she used the word scandalous because by this time Kate had removed her short shorts and was now shoeless and clad only in a Pittsburgh Pirates halter top and a pair of shocking pink string bikini's.

At that point Mrs. De Gaulle said that she could not go on with her meal. She gathered up her six school age children and got up and went to report the way out-of-control couple to the establishment's manager.

The manager, who did not want to be identified, told Mrs. De Gaulle that he was not going to charge her for her seven meals, the six 7-Ups, or her five beers but he did insist that she leave the premises at once before he called the Shreveport Police.

Evangeline De Gaulle and her six kids quickly left.

Meanwhile the frisky couple finished their necking and their Cajun Chipotle Crayfish Smothered in Jambalaya Jello and drove off in their rental truck into the sweltering, amorous Louisiana night no doubt in search of a nice, quiet Shreveport motel.

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