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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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Lady Gaga's Lover

Despite her press agent's denial of a story linking Lady Gaga with an unnamed kangaroo she met while exploring the Outback of Australia while on holiday from America, the rumor that she gave an airstart to an unidentified marsupial is bouncing around Aus like a wicked cyclone duster.

Although she has admitted being "fed up" with conventional sex administered by what she describes as "withered dicked" gentlemen of ill birth, getting banged by a high hopping marsupial leaves one to believe that drugs may have been involved, especially since kangaroos usually have better things to do than hit on over-the-hill, latter day Cleopatras suspected of being one step away from reality.

More to the point, the kangaroo in question is presently consulting with Australian barristers regarding his rights to any music Lady Gaga might produce describing the brief interlude they shared during the hiccup like hook-up they so enjoyed.

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