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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

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The stepson of elderly actor Mickey Rooney is in court having been accused of abusing him, according to 12 of Rooney's ex-wives.

The court judge, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Reva Goetz, agreed yesterday to issue a contemporary restraining order against Chris Aber.

Although Aber denies everything, Rooney's ex-wife #11 told the court that Aber was dressing Rooney up in dresses, high heels and big fruity hats and laughing his ass off.

Former wife #3 stated that she had seen Rooney let go at a skateboard park and was knocking down kids left and right until a policeman saw what was going on and kept the teens from attacking Rooney.

Also, when police arrived at the Rooney residence where the stepson is living with him, Aber had Rooney dressed up in a clown outfit and Mickey had squirted an officer in the face with a flower on his lapel.

"It was officer O' Ginsbergs worse embarrassment since the Bieber water balloons", the officer's partner told the court.

In response to these actions and a dozen or so more, Aber agreed to stay away from his famous step-father.

"I was tired anyway", stated the 72-year-old Aber.

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