LOS ANGELES - Talk show advice therapist, Dr. Phil has reportedly sent Christina Aguilera a text message to please not go skydiving.
The doctor who was made famous by Oprah Winfrey expressed concern that the way Ms. Aguilera's luck has been running lately she really needs to take some time to stop and smell the coffee or the Starbucks Peppermint Mocha Frappuccino as the case may be.
He said that he was watching the Super Bowl when she flubbed the lines to the Stars Spangled Banner.
He pointed out that he noticed that he could see by the far away look in Christina's grayish blue colored contact lenses that although her body was in Dallas her mind was somewhere else perhaps in Des Moines, Duluth, Dover, or maybe even Detroit, although he said that Detroit would not really be a place where Aguilera would ever consider going.
Dr. Phil said that he was watching the Grammy Award Show when he saw Christina start to tumble off the stage before being grabbed by her left tata by Jennifer Hudson.
He paused to write down some notes and then commented that again he noticed that Aguilera had a kind of far away look in her eyes like her mind was not in Los Angeles but possibly in Little Rock, Louisville, Lafayette, or Laredo.
Dr. Phil emailed Christina and instructed her to please stay far away of any dormant volcanoes.
In other news. Oprah Winfrey has stated that there is no truth to the rumor that Stedman Graham is going to get his face bleached in order to look like Chicago actor Dennis Farina.