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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

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Bieber fans caught in the woods before filming began.

News has just arrived here that singer Justin Bieber has signed with a top Hollywood studio to do a new version of an old movie, something seldom done in Hollywood these days.

"Justin is a natural for the movie", stated Producer Hiram Crabtree for the remake of the classic "Deliverance". "Also, having Adam Lambert volunteer to play the part originally played by actor, Ned Beatty should be a big noise."

Crabtree stated that he would not reveal all the main actors to appear in the remake of "Deliverance" but that Billy Bob Thornton would play the leading Hillbilly.

"Lambert and I have been practicing for the parts over the past three and a half months", Thornton told a Canadian newspaper reporter. Thornton was in Canada to perform with his rock group. "We think we have it down right but we'll keep at it until we get it perfect."

Another press release by Lambert in NYC stated that the two of them are planning to change the part a bit to be more like a famous scene from "Last Tango in Paris".

Meanwhile, Justin Bieber has been practicing with the bow and arrow, using the faces of members of the Grammy Award voters as targets.

"They have also invited me to do the "piggy squeals" for 'Deliverance'. They will dub my voice in over that of Lambert."

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