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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

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Brenda Song modeling the skirt that Ashley Tisdale gave her for Valentine's Day.

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the Disney Channels most popular stars Ashley Tisdale and Brenda Song are both staying busy pouring over movie scripts from many of Tinsel Town's motion picture companies.

Tisdale became famous by portraying Naddie Fitzpatrick, in the Disney Channel's highly successful The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

She said that with the gobs and gobs of money she made from that TV series she was able to buy a very nice house in West Hollywood located next door to Richard Simmons and across the street from Los Angeles Laker Luke "The Gook" Walton.

In 2009 Tissy, as her Uncle Biffy calls her, received a Hollywood Press nomination for her role in the film Illegal Aliens in The Attic. The following year she filmed the highly successful sequel Illegal Aliens in The Basement.

Ashley who is 25, lives alone with her pet horse Giddy Up, her pet hamster Miss Mississippi, and her pet vulture Madam Matilda.

Brenda Song, 22, became well known for her role on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody as well where she played the part of London Tipton.

Song also appeared in the Disney Channel original movie Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior and in the subsequent sequels Wendy Wu: Queen of The Wandering Warriors and Wendy Wu: Kicks Ass In The Land of The Wickedly Warrioresque Wasabi Warriors.

The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser asked Tisdale and Song if the rumors that they had gone camping in the nude at California's Yosemite National Park were true.

Tisdale quickly replied that she knew when her and Brenda were first planning their 'get away from it all' vacation trip that there was going to be some members of the press that were going to try and turn a simple little innocent camping trip into some illicit pornographic sexcapade in the freakin forest.

LA2W reporter Columbus Tiffbottom told them that he was just doing his job by asking the questions that the readers of his publication had submitted to him.

He assured Tisdale and Song that it was nothing personal as he had asked other 'reader submitted questions' to other celebrities such as how many womens knickers Elton John owns, if Ke$ha has ever accidentally spilled glitter on her hooha, and if Julianne Hough is really as fantastic in bed as her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest claims she is.

Brenda song informed Tiffbottom that her and Ashley had not gone camping in the nude. She did note that when each would go off into the woods to pee or do number 2 that they would of course get somewhat naked but not in the sense of 'okay we're both naked, so you can play with my missy pissy and I'll play with your tuzzy muzzy.

Tiffbottom explained to them that he fully understood and again reiterated that he was just getting the answers for his readers. He said that before he had gotten this job he had been unemployed for ten months and he did not want to ever have to go back there again.

Ashley Tisdale did disclose that in May, her and Brenda will both fly to India and begin filming the Bandini Borrapelli X-rated porn film 'The Biological Clocks of The Oil Industry Whores of Dubai.'

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