Los Angeles - (Bird Brain/Shell Suit): "It looked a bit cameltoe-ish to me, dahlink," LA FagHagSlagMag's Dave Skank said today as the Grammy pics went viral online.
Last night Lady Gaga's silken gold outfit barely hid a twin-hillocked mound where a panty gusset ought to have snuggled.
Emerging from an eggstrordinary luminescent egg to sing her latest single Born This Way Gaga looked like her brains had just been scrambled.
"Is it a coded message for freezing her eggs because of early onset menopause?" someone tweeted as the singer collected three gongs including one for best mons veneris.
Music industry rumors reckon a surrogate will now gestate Gaga's Little Mini-Mes from sperm donated by the late Michael Jackson.
"We're talking double-yolkers, a girl and a boy!" Skank added enthusiastically.
Expect a new hatching on April 1st.