Written by Gay Larry
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Topics: Gay, Manchester City

Monday, 14 February 2011

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Manchester seen from a back passage

A homosexual man from Manchester is the toast of the northwest tonight after the release of what has been described as the next Hollywood blockbuster movie about a homosexual whose emergence from Gay Boyhood into Gay Manhood is charted in the film, Rites Of The Back Passage.

The film, designated 15Gay, follows the trials and tribulations, and, of course, tribs and trialations, of Larry Sabu, a local puff, who traipses around Manchester city centre looking for fellow faggots to bum.

He encounters countless other freaky folks, and bums them rigid. Some young boys are also 'interfered with'. The action culminates in a gruesome scene in which a rite is inserted up a back passage.

The movie has been described by movie afficionados as 'a movie'.

Uphill gardener Tristram Bumfuck, told us:

"I'm so proud of Larry. He's really put us on the map. This film will bring in so much gay revenue for the city. The city of Manchester will take over from Brighton as the Rear Admiral's playground!"

Manchester is noted for its back passages, narrow alleys that run behind the back-to-back terraced houses built mainly in the early 20th century.

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