HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Well it certainly did not take long for Heidi Montag, alias "The Plastic Woman" to start throwing her prima donna movie star weight around.
Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the woman who Spencer Pratt dumped due to the fact that it just got to where the plastic smell was to overpowering is literally fit to be tied.
Montag has become so upset and angry with Jennifer Aniston that she plans on emailing Angelina Jolie and thanking her for stealing Brad Pitt away from her five years ago.
Heidi is furious because every one who appeared in the new Jennifer Aniston - Adam Sandler movie Just Go With It was invited to a party at Aniston's mansion up in the Hollywood Hills; except for her.
She angrily remarked to a reporter for the supermarket tabloid Say What? "I cannot understand why Jenny did not invite me to her party. Hell, I am famous. I have been on TV dozens of times. Even President Obama once (sic) time mentioned my name when he was being interviewed by Anderson Cooper, who I still don't believe is gay."
Montag went on to say that Aniston had even invited Rakefet Abergel, who is clearly at least 48 or so pounds overweight to her bash. Heidi was so upset she did not realize that she was chewing on the plastic case cover of a Clay Aiken CD.
After drinking three glasses of Kiwi Margaritas she said that she may just never make another movie again. She took off her blouse and shorts and remarked, "Dammit! Even that little 10-year-old twit Griffin Gluck got invited to the effen freakin party.
That's it. I'm mad now. Tomorrow I am calling my friggin attorney and I am going to look into possibly suing Aniston on grounds of Breach of Dicta Dictum De Facto."
A spokesperson for the movie stated that Heidi Montag's total actual on-screen time came out to less than 20 seconds. He spoke on grounds of anonymity and stated that the reason Jennifer did not invite her to the party is simply because Jen is allergic to plastic.