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Sunday, 13 February 2011

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Mila Kunis shown in a scene from her new film "Black Swan." (Photo courtesy of Ashton Kutcher).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Mila Kunis who was born in the Ukraine recently spoke with a reporter for The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser at a local Broken Burgers Diner.

She was asked by LA2W reporter Columbus Tiffbottom if the rumors about her having learned English from watching American television shows were true.

Mila laughed and said that they were. She said she learned English by watching reruns of Gilligan's Island, Bonanza, and Starsky and Hutch.

Kunis was asked about her recent role in the sensuously erotic hit movie Black Swan in which she stars with Natalie Portman. She replied that the role gave her tremendous satisfaction as an actress even much more than she received from starring in the television role of Jackie Burkhardt on That 70s Show.

Mila, whose real name is Milavannaroshanka Kunisovich, said that she has to admit that she really misses sitting around the set of That 70s Show and playing games like 'Spin The Bottle,' 'Strip Poker,' and 'Guess What I'm Thinking Or You Have To French Kiss Me' with Ashton Kutcher, Wilmer Valderrama, and Topher Grace, but not with Kurtwood Smith (who played "Red").

Kunis and boyfriend Macaulay Culkin were involved in a relationship for six years. She was asked why their relationship ended. Mila said that she had been asked that question dozens of times and she had never answered it.

She then said that since LA2W has always treated her with respect and dignity that she would reveal the reason for the very first time.

Mila said that it got to the point where Macky would not want to go anywhere with her. He just preferred to 'stay home alone' (no pun intended) and watch the television game show Wheel of Fortune.

She grinned and said that Culky had developed a strange as hell fetish for Vanna White. He would sit in front of the TV and yell out "Damn! That Vanna White has got the most perfect fingers that I have ever seen!"

Shortly after that Mila signed a contract to star in Fanton Brasshorn's American Psycho 3: From The Therapy Couch To The Nut House.

It was then that Macky told her that he did not want her to leave the house. She told him that she had to since the movie was being filmed on the sound stage at Lions Face Pictures in Burbank.

Mila said that it was then and there that she decided to leave before it got to the point where she would have to ask Culky for permission to pee.

Since leaving Macaulay, Mila has really come out of her shell. She has changed into a gorgeously sexy young woman. She has been approached to appear in nude layouts for four different mens magazines including PlayGuy, PlayAdult, PlayStud, and PlayFella.

When asked if she is enjoying her new-found sexy erotic side Mila blushed and looked down at her lap.

She then looked back up and told Tiffbottom that she finally feels like a woman that guys would love to 'go to town with' and not just watch Wheel of Fortune with.

Due to the success of 'Black Swan,' Mila Kunis has just been named the sexiest young actress in the countries of Denmark, Japan, and Dutch West Wakaboonka.

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