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Saturday, 12 February 2011

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Joan Rivers in a scene from 'Charlie's Angels - The Hip Replacement Years.' (Photo courtesy of Joe Biden).

HOLLYWOOD - The Gladiator Motion Picture Company in association with Late December Films has announced that filming has already started on Charleen Belle Pinnzucker's Charlie'a Angels - The Hip Replacement Years.

The part of Jill Munroe is being played by Betty White. The Kelly Garrett role is being played by Joan Rivers. And Cloris Leachman is portraying Sabrina Duncan.

The three women have all since retired from the private investigating business and now reside at The Mildred Peppercuddle Hags and Bags Retirement Home For Women in Placentia, which is northwest of Anaheim.

After the retirement home's cook, Candelia "Old Spices" Fonkerwitty, 89, mysteriously disappears the three women are asked to help in the investigation since Fonkerwitty is the only resident of the home who knows how to make her special oat meal, her special cream of wheat, her special malt o meal, and her special grits.

Pinnzucker who is producing and directing the film says that the jiggle and wiggle of the original television show Charlie's Angels has now been replaced by the trudge and pudge of the elderly actresses."

Cashmere Cunninghaven of Left Coast Mirror Magazine remarked that If the movie script is anywhere at all like the book, the film will most definitely be X-rated.

Cunninghaven attributed this due to a scene at The La Brea Tar Pits where the three 'old gals' are chasing a person of interest in the disappearance of Ms. Fonkerwitty, and all three end up falling into the tar pits.

As the three women are helped out of the tar pits, EMS technicians immediately remove all of their tar stained dresses, bras, and underwear and the three senior citizens are shown standing there totally exposing their naked old bodies.

Cloris Leachman who is 93, reportedly asked that the particular scene be cut out of the movie but Pinnzucker said that the scene is very vital to the movie's plot as it establishes why exactly it is that none of the three older women have had a date in over 20 years.

One of the original Charlie's Angels, Jaclyn Smith has a cameo role in the film appearing as Cinderella Garrett, the nymphomaniacal niece of Joan Rivers' character Kelly Garrett.

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