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Friday, 11 February 2011

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"I want to be one with the fish."

Los Angeles, California - It has been said that people resemble their pets but they don't normally make an effort to do so. It just happens.

Lindsay Lohan may be the pet owner that is the exception.

After appearing in court on Monday, it was rumored that Ms. Lohan had Botox treatments to her lips. The swelling in her upper lip made it almost impossible to speak at the hearing. Later when questioned by reporters, Lindsay said she did not have Botox but plastic surgery to more closely resemble her pet fish.

"I've been feeling like a fish out of water lately and I wanted to take it to the next level. So looking like one seemed to be the right thing to do."

Lindsay went on to say she was looking deep into her Koi pond one day when her favorite fish surfaced to greet her.

"He seemed so loving and peaceful. I need that in my life. That guy and I made a connection that day. I want to be one with the fish."

Hollywood insiders say that Lindsey has scheduled more plastic for the future.

"We are not sure what she has planned. We are just glad she didn't fall in love with a snake."

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