LOS ANGELES - The youngest of the three Kardashian sisters Khloe recently sat down at The Pompous Pizza Parlor in Los Angeles and talked about her life since appearing on her and her sisters popular reality show Growing Up Kardashian.
Khloe who is 26 is married to Los Angeles Lakers basketball player Lamar Odom who stands 7 foot 2, wears a size 21 shoe, and a 3X condom.
The two met on the famed Santa Monica Pier, dated for 72 hours, and then married realizing that each one was the one that the other one had been dreaming about all of their adult life.
The three Kardashian sisters are three of the most popular sisters in the entire country, along with the Simpsons, the Spears', the Hiltons, and the Olsen's.
They certainly are the sisters with the biggest, most humongous asses in the entire civilized world as Louisiana stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree pointed out. Dupree also noted that if the three Kardashian butts were placed end-to-end they would reach all the way from Hollywood to Honolulu.
He added that he heard from a damn good reliable source that the Kenyan cannibal tribe the Foogandi's have invited all three Kardashian sisters to be guests at a 'banquet' that they will throw in their honor.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Khloe Kardashian reportedly stated that her and her sisters are not stupid and that they know full well that the ONLY reason why the Foogandi's want them to attend the 'banquet' is because the Foogandi warriors are all 'ass' men.]
Khloe revealed that she finds she is becoming more and more sensitive to the criticism of the Hollywood press. She said that two of the supermarket tabloids, Say What? and Just Saying have both shown very unflattering photos of her and written that she is fat, chubby, plumpish, Shamu-like, and Kirstie Alleyish.
The youngest of the Kardashians pointed out that she really does not think that she looks anything at all like Shamu.
She did cheer up and stated that the thing that keeps her happy besides Lamar boinking her from time to time is her brand new clothing store.
The store located in Calabasas is called Khloe Kardashian's Kalabasas Klothing Boutique.
Khloe says that she has finally learned to accept all of the big butt jokes, the fat jokes, and the brunette Paris Hilton jokes. She paused, took a sip of her chocolate malt, a bite from her pizza, and a bite from her Big Mac and said that the one thing that she wants to state is that she does not appreciate being called a transvestite.
Kardashian said that people think that just because she is 5 foot 10 inches tall, has big manly fingers, and a pronounced Adams apple that she is really a guy.
Khloe has just signed to play the lead role in the Lion's Face Motion Picture Company film 'Rupaul - The Story of The Tall As Hell Cross-Dressing Bitch Bro.'