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Wednesday, 9 February 2011

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Motherf--ker sold separately. OR An icon of Slash's Gay Period.

Ebony funnyman Chris Rock has struck a fantastic deal with a Television Network to bring the Stephen Adly Guirgis play "The Motherf--ker With The Hat" to Kids TV in 2011.

"We are as excited about producing '...Hat' on Kids TV as we are about having 'Everybody Hates Chris'," said President Chuckie Finster. "We parked that tall glass of suck in the 2:30AM time-slot, right where it belongs."

Adapted from Johann Wolfgang von Goethe's "Die Mutter Ficker Mit Dem Hut," "The Motherf--ker" will mark Chris Rock's Broadway debut alongside perennial Law & Order SVU guest rapist Bobby Cannavale and Annabella Sciorra.

The story, about a man who is newly sober and his long-term lady, who is not, will be adapted for Kids TV to replace The Fresh Beats Band, which was banned in the U.S. for its negative effect on children.

"We believe the story is perfect for children in the 3-6 age range," said Finster. "More importantly, anything we put on will definitely get higher rating than the Fresh Beats, which we refer to internally as 'Cop Rock For Kids'."

Kids TV is currently developing Betty White's kids show "Join Me In A Glass Of Pot-Roast."

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