Frankenstein monster lookalike Alex Reid is starting to morph into an ugly green monster.
The muscular dummy is starting to lose all touch with reality and instead is still in lust with Jordan.
Poor duped Alex is transforming into the Incredible Bulk and is finding it hard to sleep at night.
Friends are worried that Alex is going bonkers as he believes his busty ex-Katie Price still is in love with him. The worse Katie treats Alex the more he loves her with a puppy-like devotion.
Alex is camping in the basement of the marital mansion which would make Barbie pig sick with jealousy, such is its lurid tackiness. The former cage fighter has had a bolt put through his neck and is given a few million volts of electricity every day to rejuvenate him.
The Frankenstein monster 'wannabe' goes out of the razzle every night looking for his love Jordan, who is a night-time animal who enjoys a bit of electrical stimulation with his Reidinator.
Who knows. If Jordan gets preggers for a fourth time she could give birth to an ugly mini-me green eyed monster in the crypt of Transylvania.
Katie Price is hoping to get a part in a Rocky Horror Film where she plays a sexy Lucretia with Alex as a dumb Frankenstein man-servant who does his cruel love's every bidding.