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Wednesday, 9 February 2011

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Sexy Katy Perry is well known for being a bit kooky and looking like Minnie Mouse. The flaky one is to play Betty Boop in new film by Svengali Simon Scowl.

Katy has just finished doing the voice-over for "Smuurfette" in the new Smurf Movie said that she loved this role, as she "feels like she is a cartoon" most days.

The dark-haired, sexy hottie gushed "I loved doing Smurfette's voice as I was able to do a really cute little voice". Fans are worried that Katy Perry is getting more and more "Toonified" every day; they are worried that she will disappear down Jessica Rabbit's hole.

Singer Katy has started to turn into a Betty Boop lookalike and is hoping that one day she will turn into a real Toon. Husband Russell Brand is also starting to transform into Peter Pan.

The La-La couple have become detached from the reality of human experience and are hoping to go and live in Simple Simon's Scowl's sleeping beauty chateau. Sharon Osbourne has started to transform herself into the evil fairy who put a curse on poor Sleeping Beauty, Danni Minogue. Says Simple Simon Scowl, "All my friends are going to become cartoon stars and Louie Walsh is to be a friend of Dorothy in "The Wizard of Oz." Lol, La La Land is become further and further a fantasy land and Simon Scowell stares into the mirror and says, "Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the most self-important impressario of all."

Poor Mezghan Husseiny is finding it hard to distinguish fantasy in reality in real life, lol.

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