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Wednesday, 9 February 2011

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Astonishing news from the world of Showbiz where loveable heart-throb Peter Andre came to full on blows with The Go-Compare Man!

The 2 men were on set filming a new commercial for the hugely popular series and during one of the breaks punches were thrown and Graham, who plays the Opera Singer, collapsed in a crumpled heap after Andre gave him a nasty rabbit punch in the kidneys.

An eye-witness said 'It was a sneaky punch, Graham had turned away sulking at that point and Pete's caught him full in the kidneys. He's gone down like a sack of shit. '

When things calmed down later on, Peter's spokesman Lenny Pepper issued the following statement, 'My client wishes to say how sorry he was for the outburst as it was completely out of character. However, he will not stand by and listen to insults about his ex-wife, however true they may be, especially not from a fat Opera Singer who's not even Italian. Apart from that, hopefully the two of us can still be friends. '

Thankfully, sporting Graham took it on the chin and even sang a few bars of his catchphrase 'Go Compare!' to a rapturous round of applause.

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