LOS ANGELES - Mel Gibson has confided to his hair stylist FuFi Fondue that he is seriously thinking about getting back together with his ex-fiancee Oksana Grigorieva.
Gibson, 55, stated that he really misses Oksana's beautiful piano playing, her cute little Russian accent, and the couple's daughter Lucia, aka "Sparky."
The Australian actor disclosed that he actually visited Oksana, 40, and "Sparky" in Oksana's two-bedroom trailer house located at The Left Coast Sunset Trailer Park in La Brea two days ago.
Mel divulged that Oksana's unemployment benefits had already expired and she was making a few dollars selling hand-carved miniature wooden vuvuzelas at the La Brea Flea Market.
The man from 'down under' remarked that Oksana had also been playing the piano on weekends at a local La Brea restaurant named Papa Pepe's Land of The Enormous Enchilada Diner, but was quick to add that she was let go because of the diner's budget cuts.
Gibson said that he felt sorry for her after she told him that she was having to get food stamps to buy baby food for "Sparky."
The motion picture star took out his checkbook and wrote her out a check for $75.
Oksana started crying from gratitude. Mel felt bad. He took the $75 check and tore it up and wrote out another one in the amount of $125.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: I would like to point out that after Gibson divorced his Australian wife Robyn, he still ended up with half of his $1 billion fortune so Mr. Gibson is still worth $500 million.]
As the two sat in her trailer house Mel told Okey that he would like for her to give him a kiss for old times sake.
Oksana smiled. She took off her Maksim Chmerkovskiy Designer Blouse, her Daisy Duke Short Shorts, and her Victoria's Secret Bikini Thongs, and she walked over to where Mel was sitting.
His eyes got the size of white marshmallows as Oksana straddled him and rode him like Dale Evans on her horse Buttermilk.
Fifteen minutes later, Gibson was able to physically pick himself up off the floor and he told Oksana that he is really going to think long and hard (NPI) about the possibility of him and her getting back together again.
Oksana gave him a high five and yelled out "Yippee-Ki-Yay dude!"
Well it certainly appears highly likely that "Old Yeller" and the sexy Russian piano player may once again be making some beautiful music together.