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Tuesday, 8 February 2011

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Sawyer "The Needle Man" Frazzlewater putting a tattoo on Miley Cyrus (her fifth).

DULUTH, Minnesota - Miley Cyrus performed before a sell-out crowd of 31,903 at Duluth's Frozen Fauna Auditorium.

The former star of the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana Show was asked after the concert about her brand new tattoo. Miley blushed and at first said that she did not want to talk about it.

She was even so embarrassed that she offered to instead talk about the explicit lap dances she has been giving to various 'lucky' members of the male species.

After taking a few drinks from a rather large flask, with unknown contents, Miley finally agreed to talk about her brand new 'tat.'

She said that she got it from the most famous tattoo artist on the Left Coast, Sawyer "The Needle Man" Frazzlewater.

Frazzlewater, who is known as The Tattoo Artist to The Stars has placed his body art on such Hollywood notables as Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, and Chery Cole.

Miley described her tattoo as a figure known as 'The Dream Catcher.' The tattoo is located on the right side of her torso below her right armpit.

When asked what exactly 'The Dream Catcher' signifies, Cyrus shut her eyes, waved her arms over her head, and replied, "The 'Dream Catcher' represents the Egyptian Goddess Sultana Seductive Sorceress of All Things Ink."

Miley added that Cleopatra herself had the same exact tattoo, except that she chose to have her's placed on the left cheek of her ass next to the tattoo of the Sainted Pyramid St. Souffle, which her grandfather, Peritonitis had helped to construct.

When Miley was asked how much the tattoo had cost she replied that the regular retail price is $900, but her's cost her $765 since she was given a 15% discount simply due to the fact that she was Miley Cyrus.

In other news. Reports are still somewhat sketchy but word filtering into the offices of Tittle Tattle Tonight is that a volcano has reportedly formed overnight right in the middle of the Panama Canal. And as a result ships from the Gulf of Mexico cannot get to the Pacific Ocean and ships from the Pacific Ocean cannot get to the Gulf of Mexico.

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