So much for decorum in the White House as the Super Bowl party descended into a food fight after Michelle Obama smeared Jennifer Lopez with Guacamole dip when she caught her sitting on the President's lap during a commercial break!
Shocked husband, Marc Anthony, promptly responded by stuffing an 8" Bratwurst down Nancy Pelosi's pants suit causing the former Speaker of the House a moment of ecstasy before she filled her mouth with some of the twice baked potatoes and launched a face full at the First Lady.
Attorney General Eric Holder stripped naked before anointing himself with some of Newman's Caesar Dressing, before jumping in a pile with Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor who had tripped after pulling her lavender pant suit down about her ankles in preparation for what she thought was a group encounter doing the "Hokey Pokey!"
Seemingly unperturbed, the President, down to 115 pounds due to Michelle's draconian diet, was seen under the buffet table woofing down cheeseburgers with Bo, the White House dog, who had also been recently put on a vegetarian diet.
Secret service agents hurriedly removed the lone press pool reporter and staff photographer from the scene under the guise of protecting their valuable cameras and recording devices.
"Son of a Bitch, " said photographer Sunny O"toole, I was just getting ready to grab a bite when that Prick Barney Frank came over and dipped his pretzel in the sweet and sour mustard and took off toward Harry Reid....what a F****k Fest....it'll take weeks to clean this place up and I bet they blame it on Bush!"