Written by SpoofyDoofy

Print this

Monday, 7 February 2011

image for Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy!
A Red Face Towel, part of Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' Spring Collection!!

Nightclub, ESSEX: Katie 'JORDAN' Price becomes a Mummy, as friends dress here up in a red towel, so no pictures can be taken of her.

Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' left her children with 'Child Minders', as she sported a red towel at a Night Club with 'Mummy Minders' somewhere in Essex.

Katie 'JORDAN' Price's known for her fashion sense, is now rushing to the shops her new designer 'Mummy Towels' for all Night Clubbers to wear.

The Devoted Mummy 'JORDAN' Spring Collection, will be full of 'have to have items' for the new fashion sense Essex Clubbers, so that they can all go round imitating fashion designer Katie 'JORDAN' Price.

Make SpoofyDoofy's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 2?

8 2 5 25

Go to top