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Saturday, 5 February 2011

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A photo of the bag of popcorn that Wilmer Valderrama bought for Demi Lovato at Venice Beach.

VENICE BEACH, California - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic, it appears that Demi Lovato has finally found true love.

The young teen songstress was seen walking hand in hand with Wilmer Valderrama down at Venice Beach where the happy couple could be heard singing the Amy Winehouse song "Rehab."

Wilmer appeared in That '70s Show as well as its two spin-offs That '80s Show and That '90s Show.

Lovato and Valderrama looked like they had been together for months as they openly flirted, played the air harmonica, and fed each other popcorn.

At one point Wilmer held Demi passionately in his arms and later playfully touched Lovato's bottom and according to an eye witness, Demi was overheard to say, "Wilmer, I'll give you 15 minutes to quit that."

Willie, as his mother calls him, reportedly responded by saying "Please make it 25, you know you really, really want to."

"Well okay." Lovato responded as she playfully threw a handful of popcorn at Wilmer's crotch region and sang the old Stephen Stills song "Love The One You're With."

Valderrama has dated the likes of Lindsay "Freckles" Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ashlee "The Lip Syncer" Simpson, and Pamela "Titalicious" Anderson (but only once, and that was on a bet).

Wilmer will soon be traveling to Austria where he will be filming a Staccato Monteverdi motion picture with Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, and Lady Gaga titled, The Voluptuous Vampires of Vienna.

In The Rumors Department. Ann Coulter wants to state for the record that she is not pregnant with 'Weeper of The House' John Boehner's baby.

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