WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin is absolutely livid. She feels that she has been stabbed in the back by her very own daughter Bristol Palin.
And what exactly has the Dancing With The Stars diva done to get her mom so fired up with anger that has made her look into the possibility of legally disowning her?
Bristol "The Pistol" Palin has agreed to give the two daughters of President and Mrs. Obama private dance lessons.
First lady Michelle Obama, aka "The First Mama" recently invited young Bristol to take a tour of the White House with her DWTS partner Mark Ballas.
Bristol especially enjoyed talking to the two Obama daughters Malia and Sasha who told her that they really loved watching her and Mark on Dancing With The Stars.
Bristol was extremely flattered to hear that. She mentioned to Mark that Michelle is such a nice lady, and added that she is even nicer than her own mom (Sarah).
Mark admitted that he had to agree with Bristy and confessed that it was so refreshing to sit and talk to an adult woman who isn't constantly talking about shooting caribou, elk, moose, reindeer, or polar bears.
Bristol giggled and said that she really liked the fact that Mrs. Obama smelled real pretty like a normal American mother should and not like her mom who always goes around smelling like she just spent 48 hours aboard a damn halibut fishing boat.
When Bristol was told about the fact that her mom was so angry that she was threatening to disown her she rolled her eyes and said, "Well tell 'Crosshairs' that she has embarrassed the hell out of me on more than eight occasions so if she can't take it then she better not dish it out."
The word from Wasilla is that Todd Palin has said that he will be staying clear of this Alaskan 'Dogfight.'