Written by Buck E Filbert
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Thursday, 3 February 2011

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Charlie is into those neat feet

As usual "The Teflon Actor" Charlie Sheen has dodged another bullet. His Maadam admitted to having the girls at Charlie's house stash the drugs before authorities arrived.

Everyone is asking why Charlie Sheen's Maadam and various prostitutes and porn star/sex partners would tell everyone, everything about his exploits.

The reason is all these girls care deeply for Charlie and they all know Charlie is not going to stop until it's too late. So they all put their heads together and decided to embarrass Charlie into rehab/sobriety. Charlie would never let anyone tell him he's doing too much so it had to be his decision.

Charlie's Maadam said "we love Charlie but enough is enough now the cats out of the bag big time, Charlie has to make a move, we talked out of concern everything we did we did out of love".

The crafty gals put Charlie on the track to recovery, he's currently under in house rehab. In the end Charlie will owe these hookers with a heart of gold a huge debt of gratitude.
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