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Thursday, 3 February 2011

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Charlie Sheen has recently had some problems stemming from his drug and prostitute addiction.

Three nights ago after paying a budding porn star $30.000 for a mostly limp 5 minute encounter he experienced abdominal cramps and discomfort. 911 was alerted and went to his home to take him to the hospital.

Charlie had been on an obvious 36 hour binge so figuring out why he had abdominal problems was a no brainer. Meanwhile back at porn star central the gears were turning.

Kacey Jordon, "the porn star in question", started spilling the beans about the events of the night to any and all news media that would listen.

There was a day when $30.000 would buy a hookers silence apparently that is a time long gone past.

Charlie adds his name to a long string of celebrities with partying problems. Oddly people are not calling for Charlie to give it up they are doing just the opposite. The main thing people are posting is "Charlie is my God", "Go Charlie", "Charlie Rules", etc. etc.

While people think Charlie is a God, truth of the matter is the reigning champion of partying is and always will be one Hunter S Thompson. RIP. Thompson was the originator of bad behavior with a side of outrageous. There's not a celebrity of this era that can play catch up with Hunter.


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