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Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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Lady Gaga recently performed at Green River, Wyoming's 'Cowboy Britches Auditorium.'

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Lady Gaga performed to her 97th straight sold-out crowd. This time she was at The Cowboy Britches Auditorium in the state of Wyoming home of free roaming buffaloes, dysfunctional black bears, and confused flamingos.

The Green River crowd gave her a standing ovation as she performed a record-breaking seven encores.

And sitting in the first row, right in the center was one of Hollywood's most popular movie stars Taylor Lautner.

Taylor Lautner, who has dated Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and currently Lily Collins, daughter of music icon Phil Collins, had gone to the concert after Lady Gaga had personally mailed him a complimentary concert ticket along with two rather intimate photographs which she had taken while bathing at her Hollywood Hills home.

Lautner watched intently as she sang her hits "Poker Face, Liquor Lips," "Paparazzi Don't Preach," "Alejandro Tangoed Into Her Bikini Waxed Cha Cha Cha," and Taylor's personal favorite, the theme from the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics "I've Got A Fire In My Heart, And Snowballs In My Undies."

It was during the last song that several concert goers reported seeing Lautner openly ogling Lady Gaga's crotch as he repeatedly struggled to put his tongue back in is mouth.

Lautner later informed Summersetter Faxx of Bedroom Pillow Talk that while it's true that he was in fact ogling Lady G's groin area he did state for the record that he was merely making a visual comparison to his current girlfriend Lily Collin's nether region.

In a non-related story. Jessica Simpson has denied the rumor that she will be playing the lead in Bandini Borrapelli's 'Oopsies - The Ashlee Simpson Story.'

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