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Wednesday, 2 February 2011

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Well, Jerry Seinfeld cannot get out of THIS 'PICK'. He was recently photographed 'picking his nose in public'.

Jerry was in the offices of a famous plastic surgeon last week and was photographed, by another prospective 'patient', picking his nose.

Apparently he picked a much smaller nose as he has been ridiculed over the years about the size of his facial appendage.

Although he has built his stand-up comedy routines and very popular sitcom around such mundane topics, Jerry says he is tired of being likened to Raymond Romano on the 'other' popular sitcom from the past, 'Everyone Loves Raymond'.

Oprah is enjoying her final season and has invited both Raymond and Jerry to appear on her show in March.

Our 'source' tells us she will be conducting a 'debate' on 'noses'.

No matter what the outcome of the debate..Oprah..in true Oprah style...will be giving away FREE NOSE JOBS TO ALL AUDIENCE MEMBERS.

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